I hate alot of things, myself included. When I was a kid, my dad used to tell me I was adopted and I believed him. Turns out it was an elaberate prank he pulled on me. Sometimes when I'm alone I like to walk around in the nude. I talk to myself while I shower. I talk to myself before I go to bed... like actual conversations that might happen one day. I wanna be ready when they come so people will be all like "OMG WTF U R GOD AT TALK." And then I can tell him to eat my turds and they will.