I'm going to the fucking wave pool tomorrow with Maxx and his new wife. I'm pretty excited. I hope there are a gaggle (that's right, a gaggle. Fuck you.) of sluts who like dudes with hobo beards and shitty tattoos.
But I know a lady that likes that shit and she's aces in my book, so it'd be nice if she got better with the quickness so I could see her.
I have a new job where I just take pictures of event boards in hotels... I swear to God it's a real job. I feel like I'm a better man than most because I can actually say I have two jobs and am a full time student. You may all get on your knees and inhale my penis.
I've had Natalie Imbruglia's Torn stuck in my head for the last week.
I am apparently gay.
- Current Music:Black My Heart.